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  Welcome again my ardent visitors, this is another column for you where you can copy and print more than enough text messages, different columns are included ,just scroll down and select the best you like and share with your love ones.
  Lest I forgot, to remind you that my watchword is Craving For A Better World,so we can all do it together, this can be done by sending to contribution,may be you have nice text messages that you want them posted on this website,you can send them to
omnijoeself@yahoo.com or you contact me on +2347057262758 or +2347087552996 or +2347031262179. Remain Blessed. Here listed some text messages just for you to your love ones.



                        Love Text Messages

There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.
There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.
Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!

Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.
If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!
Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.
There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.
You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great everyday.
What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.
What is love? It is what makes your cell phone ring every time I send text messages.
If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.
I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
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A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. You're such a lady to me.
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.
When situation gets you down, remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares… I do.
Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. You always have to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there's one thing I love about it. It connects me to you!
Words begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with you and me!
Rain and sunshine do not always come together. Night and day never coincide. But you and I, whatever they say, is for me the perfect match.

When I dream, I dream of you...maybe one day, dreams will come true.

FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are
always there!..

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't
Is A Fool Forever

 

Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz
when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late!

Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes
wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think

What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person
who makes you cry in the first place?

You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO
much more

2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2
let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best.

If you are the flame you can't be burned

Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call
it the present!

Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes.


Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut
the cow up with chocolate."

All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!

if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

I intend to live forever- so far so good

Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are
you gonna drink that?"

Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind
u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and
warm down there

Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!

I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!

I never met a chocolate I never liked!

lifes not short its the longest bloody fing ull ever do!!!!

I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!

dont pee in my pool and i wont swim in your toliet!

A Happy Home is a place where each spouse entertains the possibility that
the other may be right though neitherbelieves it.

The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're
looking at something you should be doing.

A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids,
and it has gadgets to do everything except make the payments.

A typical home has a TV set that is adjusted better than the kids.

Needing home insurance is like needing a parachute. If it isn't there the first
time, chances are you won't be needing it again.

Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.

Home is not where you live but where they understand you.

Home is a place u grow up wanting to leave, & grow old wanting to get back to.

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

"Watch the pennies and the pounds take care of themselves"

The safe way to double ur money is to fold it over once & put it in ur pocket.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Bank Accounts:
without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

“Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it”

“If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy”

“The art is not in making money, but in keeping it”

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

“If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to.”

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially the legal kind.

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery”

In the old days a man who saved money was a miser; nowadays he's a wonder.

Inflation is taxation without legislation.

Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside
cars can cause children by accident!

Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point

be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for
this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live
when your are old.

When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?

boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion

while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b
careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along

If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me.

Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks.


 

The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect
person perfectly.

dnt be afraid 2 say "i love u" 2 d 1 u luv... for wen ur ready itmyt be 2 late...
d 1 u luv may hav found d comfort of hearin it from som1 else..

If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?

u luv coz u weep.u weep coz u hurt.u hurt coz u fail.u fail coz u try.u try coz
u need.u need coz u want.u want coz u feel.u feel coz u live.u live coz u luv

have u eva notcied a heart is two upside down teardrops

Love's beautiful like butterfly when u try to catch it, it will fly away but when
u cool and silent, it will come and touch u. So wait for ur butterfly!!!!

they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles

Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you manage that,
it’ll never be the same.

People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door let it in.But sumtimes luv
comes through a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its way out.

God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But
why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for
the other

Should i be happy that were friends?...or sad coz thats all we'll ever be?

Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to
urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.

True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!

Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.

Dont find love.let love find you.That's why it's called falling in love coz you
dont force yourself to fall- you just do!

If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth
tripping over.

love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u
understand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u
hold on.

Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out

It hurts 2 luv sum1 who doesnt giv u d time of day.but it hurts more wen u
realize dat sum1 u dont giv d time of day luved u & gave it up coz u luved
another

Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart

love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!

*In Reality*…. The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person...He's
Playing Himself...

You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your
heart to things you dont want to feel.

the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else

People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt
require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become.

There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?
If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.
I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.
I wish I'd be a tear in your eye to roll down your cheek and end up with your lips but I never wish you'd be a tear in my eye for I would lose you every time I cry.
When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.
I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery or even a peso but my heart won't run out of space for you!
You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.
Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.
There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.
Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.
Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".
You may never see how much I care for you. You may never hear how much I treasure you. You may never feel how much I miss you. Coz only here in my heart can you see them true.
There are 4 steps to happiness: 1. you, 2. me, 3. our hearts, 4. together!
If kisses were water, I'd give you the ocean. If hugs were leaves, I'd give you a forest. If love were space, I'd give you a galaxy. If friendship were life, I'd give you mine for free.
It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.
It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.
If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.
They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.
Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.
They told me I could do anything if I put my mind into it. Yet no matter how hard I try in all that I do, I just can't take my mind off you.
My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.
I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.
Hatred infects the mind; love dissolves it. You dissolve my mind.
Don't say you love me unless you really mean it cause I might do something crazy like believe it.
I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you. I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you. I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you. I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you.
I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.
Caring for someone is easy but making someone care for you is hard. Now I keep wondering how did you make it so easy for me to care for you.
Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.
I don't want to say I miss you, though deep inside I do, coz I'm afraid you might see thru and know how much fear I have of losing someone like you.
If love can be avoided simply by closing our eyes, I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.
I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.
If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wish you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!
Whatever you do, I'll walk with you. Hoping that your every dream would come true. Anytime, anywhere, I'll always be there. Wishing you love and happiness because I care.
The spaces between our fingers were created so that another person's fingers could fill them in. Hope you'll find your dream hand to hold you forever.
Every part of me wants you, maybe because I was made just for you! 
When you love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart coz hearts can be broken but circles never end.
Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly, cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you. I just do!
If you were a wound inside my heart, I'd rather leave it there with all the pain locked inside than leave it without a trace of you.
Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you. Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side. Whenever you need someone to love, I will always be there for you to have.
They can recycle paper till it's as good as new, reproduce cans and jars and old bottles too, but they can never recycle another person as wonderful as you. 
I hate when you smile at me because you make me crazy about you. I hate when you talk to me because you make me run out of words. I hate you when I see you because you make me love you more.
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Take care always.
A person you love is an extension of yourself. Without it, you're not complete so better take care of yourself because I don't want to lose a part of me.
I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you. 
Every time I hear my text tone, I always hope one of them is from you. My cell phone may have limited memory space but my heart has unlimited space for someone like you.
I have you! If you hate me, shoot me with an arrow, but please not on the heart coz that's were you are!
Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and received a text from you. Then, I smiled and said: "This makes me happy."
You're like a target that I always try to aim at. How I wish I could aim you at the heart. But every time I fail, I feel so sad. You know why? It's because I always end up missing you.
It was a simple crush, done and over with, then you looked at me.
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you.
I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.
Why do birds fall from the sky every time you walk by? Maybe because like me they want to be near you!
If I get takot, would you hawak me tight? If I gawa something mali, would you make it right? If I build an apoy, would you bantay the flame? If I sabi I miss u, would you ramdam the same?
Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?
Someone once asked me, "Have you ever fallen in love?" Then I answered, "Of course, once." Then they asked me another question: "Did it hurt?" I thought of you and told them "Yes, very much".
You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you're always running through my mind. And maybe I'm a bad shooter coz I keep missing you.
I asked God for a rose and He gave me a garden. I asked God for a drop of water and He gave me an ocean. I asked God for an angel and He gave me you!
I have heard from the phone company, the water company, the electric company, but haven't heard from you. Too bad, it's your company I love the most.
If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!" 
If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don't wonder if there are no stars tonight! It's your fault coz you made me miss you a lot.
Life may sometimes be a rough road to walk on where everything seems wrong. But don't give up. Just go on coz when you think you're all alone, look back and you'll find me walking along.
They say as long as at least one person cares for you, life isn't a waste. So when things go terribly wrong, and you feel like giving up, please remember you still got me.
True love is hard to find, special one, one of a kind. I know because it appeared to me on a strange day I met you.
I've been wondering why you're not texting... Multiple Choice: a. busy b. dedma c. tired d. thrifty e. want me to miss you.
While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns. While all she did was smile, all I did is mourn. While she was so happy, I felt so blue. Because while you loved her, I was loving you.
An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.
First time I saw you, I was scared to touch you. First time I touched you, I was scared to kiss you. First time I kissed you, I was scared to love you. But now that I love you, I'm scared to lose you!
If love is a disease then I'm very ill. But I would not want medicine and won't take any pill. I would instead suffer this illness and be bedridden with joy of knowing you.
I will walk with you side by side for only one condition: hide your wings every time we walk together because the whole world might know that you're my angel! 
Each of us is an angel with one wing. The only way we could fly is to hold each other and share wings. So if you have trouble flying, I will always share mine with you.
I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?
Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.
A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of you..See! I just did. Take care.
You greeted me hi, I didn't reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry.


Encouraging Messages

When earthly help s no avail, there s 1 fren who wil never fail. Just lift ur eyes, d answer s there. For nobody knows d power of prayer. Have a worry free day.
God often uses small matches to light up great torches and no matter how small you feel in this world, He has something big in store for you.
1 tree can start a forest; 1 smile can start a friendship; 1 touch can show u care; 1 friend can make life worth living for.
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty, search 4 beauty and you shall find love, search for love and you shall find God, search for God and you shall have them all!
Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it will make u enjoy life. Gud AM.
A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
Keep the race through God's good grace. Lift up your eyes and seek His face. Life with its way b4 us lies. Christ is the path and Christ is the Price.
A smile is a language even a baby understands. It costs nothing but it creates much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may last forever. Keep on smiling!
Words and hearts should be handled with care... for words when spoken and hearts were broken are the hardest things to repair.
God has a reason 4 allowing things to happen, we may never understand His wisdom but we simply have 2 trust His will. God bless you all the way.
What are the difference between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!
Falling in love with the Lord is the greatest romance; searching HIM, is the greatest adventure; finding HIM, the greatest achievement,; and being with HIM, the greatest source of happiness.
A special breakfast 4 u 2day: a plate of love, a bowl of peace, a spoon of hope, a fork of care, n glas of prayer. Njoy ur meal 4 u r under God's care.
QUALITY OF HUMOR doesnt depend on how funny or how corny our jokes mayb,but w/ d principal objective of spreading joy in your smile,in your mind,& in your heart
Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you but if you just let it fly, it would come to you when you least expect it.
In God's eyes, Love is never absent. In Gods heart forgiveness is never impossible. In Gods embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten. God Bless!
God is waiting somewhere above to give you His grace and send His love. Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, God always sends a rainbow after the rain.
When God closes a door, He opens a window... but at times He shuts both, worry not for he would tear down the roof... so His blessings could overflow. Good Luck and God Bless!
In life, we seldom find a TRUE person & if you ever find one,hold on and never let go, value that person co'z its lyfs gifts worth keepin n holdin on.. Take Care!!
it takes three seconds to say i love you, three minutes to explain, three hours to demonstrate, three days to appreciate three terms to produce it, but a lifetime to prove it.
Lern 2 apriciate d rainbow after cursing d rain, its juz lyk loving agen after xperiencing d pain!
God says: You r my precious 1, you are my child, you are the apple of my eyes, i will never leave you, i will always love you, i will always be there 4 u.
God often uses small matches to light up great torches and no matter how small you feel in this world, He has something big instore for you.
We r always excited whenever we hear our txt tone bips; wat mr wud God feel if we can also send HIM txt msg thru our prayers; free of charge.
i know u'll b busy 2day so here's ur energy drink: a teaspoon of hope, a cup of faith, mix w/ gallon of God's love. Take 3x a day or anytime needed. <
when u were born u were crying and everyone around was smiling, live your life so that when you die, u r smiling and everyone is around crying.
 
Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again.
Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling but I just realized that loving a friend is even better; we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.
A real friend not only goes with u anywhere u go, but also remembers u no matter how busy they are, and takes the time to say.... Hi FRIEND!!!
Be a person full of love and life, stay simple and be happy. When things go wrong don't go blue. Just pray and say I will get through. Always remember God Loves You!
Wishing you not just a smile but laughter, not just happiness but joy, not just riches but wealth and most of all, love and peace of mind.
Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!
Every teardrop is precious so better make sure that if you drop some, its worth crying for 'cause you can never pick them and put them back to your eyes. Love wisely!
When was d last time Ive heard frm u? Well, I just want u 2 know dat I miss u so much. How Id wish that ud talk 2me again. I love u. Sender: Jesus.
Why do we clos our eyes wen we sleep, wen we cry, wen we imagine, wen we kiss? Bcoz d most beautiful thing in d world is unseen.
Mornins r reminders dat God loves u! Ur not just given another day to enjoy but a chance to right d wrong of yesterday. Gud AM! >0<
Before u start your day. Have a quiet time- Commit to the Lord Jesus whatever u do and your plans will succeed, each in his own time.
God did not promise days w/o pain; laughter w/o sorrow; sun w/o rain. But He did promise strength 4 the day, comfort 4 d tears; and light 4 our way.
Let prayer be the key to open and close your day.<
I love you thou we have not really been talking that much lately, you needed time for yourself but you know I will still be here for you, just give me a call. If ur still n doubt, I am willing to die again. Sender: Jesus
Prayer seeks for wisdom, not simply answers. It looks for courage, not simply help. It seeks for the gift of persistence, not only quick solutions. God bless you.
An evening prayer just for you. God blesses your eyes for its window to soul. Your ear's echoes rise and fall. Your nose that lifts your spirit soar and lips that hold the key to heaven's door.
JESUS asked me how much I love Him so I spread my arms and said "This much". I asked God how much HE loves me, He spread his arms n died 4 me...
Wherever you go, whatever you do, no matter how far or how long, Jesus Christ will always be there for you.
Evry mornin, leave ur worries outside ur gate's doorsteps coz dat s where they pick up d garbage! Gud AM! Hav a worry free day.
D happiest person doesn't hav d best of evrythin in life. Perhaps they r just good in makin d best of evrythin that life brings along their way. Stay hapi! Gud AM!
Value the people who hav touched ur life coz ull never know just when they'll walk out of ur life n never come back again. We live life once. Gud AM!
Conscience: D inner voice which tells us that someone may be lookin.
When situations get u down remember that there's someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you... and there is someone on earth who cares for you... Take care!
When GOD opened the window of heaven, He saw me asking... "What is your wish for tonight?" I said... "Lord please take care of the person who's reading this message"
In LIFE, we may not always get what we WANT...we may not always get what we NEED...but we should always get what we deserve.
I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels would keep you in sight. Now just to make sure you feel alright, I'm gonna blow you a sweet goodnight.
My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you.
its not the possession of good things which bring happiness-it is the ability to enjoy what comes. Happiness is an aptitude.
May the angels sprinkle stardust on your pillow to give you dreams so sweet and may God bless you and make them real.
Just sleep tight and thank God for the wonderful things He has blessed you. Be grateful and thank Him, coz He will give you more important things.
Close your eyes and go to sleep, for angels are there for you to keep. If there are worries, please don't weep. I'm at the other side, just give me a beep.
Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do. Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.
I can love u but GOD can love u deeper. I can b a friend but GOD cn b ur best friend. I cn hug u but GOD can envelope u. U cncry 2 me but GOD cn dry ur tirs. I cn hold ur hand but GOD cn cary u!
Heart breakng isn't always as loud as a bomb xplodng, sumtyms it can b as quiet as a feather falling.... and d most painful thng is no one really hears it xcept you..<
"The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart."
It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money cannot buy!
Each of us is a star. Sometimes we shine with the rest. Sometimes we twinkle alone. Sometimes when we least know it, we make someone's wish come true. GOD BLESS!
G0D ìs trüly wìse: HÉ made sadness so we'd know joy,paìn so we'd have pleasure,war so we'd seek peace, hte so we cn lov & a morning so we cn fce a new day.
Falling in love with the Lord is the greatest romance; searching HIM, is the greatest adventure; finding HIM, the greatest achievement,; and being with HIM, the greatest source of happiness.
A special breakfast 4 u 2day: a plate of love, a bowl of peace, a spoon of hope, a fork of care, n glas of prayer. Njoy ur meal 4 u r under God's care.
Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you but if you just let it fly, it would come to you when you least expect it.
In Gods eyes, Love is never absent. In Gods heart forgiveness is never impossible. In Gods embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten. God Bless!
God is waiting somewhere above to give you His grace and send His love. Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, God always sends a rainbow after the rain.
When God closes a door, He opens a window... but at times He shuts both, worry not for he would tear down the roof... so His blessings could overflow. Good Luck and God Bless!
In life, we seldom find a TRUE person & if you ever find one,hold on and never let go, value that person co'z its lyfs gifts worth keepin n holdin on.. Take Care!!
it takes three seconds to say i love you, three minutes to explain, three hours to demonstrate, three days to appreciate three terms to produce it, but a lifetime to prove it.
God says: You r my precious 1, you are my child, you are the apple of my eyes, i will never leave you, i will always love you, i will always be there 4 u.
God often uses small matches to light up great torches and no matter how small you feel in this world, He has something big instore for you.
We r always excited whenever we hear our txt tone bips; wat mr wud God feel if we can also send HIM txt msg thru our prayers; free of charge.
i know u'll b busy 2day so here's ur energy drink: a teaspoon of hope, a cup of faith, mix w/ gallon of God's love. Take 3x a day or anytime needed.
when u were born u were crying and everyone around was smiling, live your life so that when you die, u r smiling and everyone is around crying.
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty, search 4 beauty and you shall find love, search for love and you shall find God, search for God and you shall have them all!

God will never leave u empty. He will replace everything u lost. If He asks u to put something down, it's becoz He wants u to pick up something greater. God Bless u.

Step by step, the journey goes on. Little by little it may seem so long. The things we learn will keep us on. With faith in God He'll keep us strong.

A word of love gives spice to life. A world from a friend gives pleasure and happiness to the heart. And the word of God gives light and meaning to our lives. Good morning.

Prayer is not an extra option nor is it a last resort when all other methods have failed. When man works, man works. But when man prays, GOD WORKS!

Never regret a day in your life ... good days give you happiness ... bad days give you experience, both are essential to life. Enjoy the day.

May God give you a caring heart so that you can become a whole person, not just gifted with intellect that can understand, but with heart that truly care[s] and truly LOVE[s].

God never closes a door without opening a window. He always gives us something better when he takes something away.

I ask God to... make you happy, make you smile, guide you safely through every mile; grant you wealth, give you health, and most of all, give you care and love you well.

God answers prayers - YES: He gives you what you want; NO: He gives you something better; WAIT: He gives you His best in His time...

Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside. Smile a moment n thank God, for this day He cares for you all the way.

We are never given dream without also being given d power to make them come true.

Even if I can't see you, don't worry God will always be there for you.

Happy moments - praise God. Difficult moments - seek God. Quiet moments - worship God. Waiting moments - trust God. Painful moments - touch God. Heavenly moments - thank God.

When you run so fast to get somewhere, you miss the fun of getting there. Life is not a race, so take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.

God planted a seed of faith in our hearts, so all we had to do is water it with prayers, fertilize it with words of God and cultivate it with lots of love.

God said "build a better world." I said, "How? The world is such a complicated, cold dark place and there s nothing I can do." God said "Just build a better you."

Mornin does not mean that you have to get up and work again. Mornin is God's way of saying that He loves you so much He wants you to be live another beautiful day.

Every morning has: a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It's a perfect day coz it's God's gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with. Good AM.

The more silently love is expressed; the more it is deeply bound to impress. No wonder, God loves us in silence and gives us the miracle of having friends

No one can go back and make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now and make a happy ending.

Don't run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans. He has time. God's clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time. Good am.

Falling in love with the Lord is the greatest romance; searching HIM, is the greatest adventure; finding HIM, the greatest achievement,; and being with HIM, the greatest source of happiness. <

d luvliest day comes wen u wake up 1 morng n discovr d truth dat luv stil colors our world! How luvly 2 b luvd by Jesus! Gud morning!

God is waiting somewhere above to give you His grace and send His love. Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, God always sends a rainbow after the rain.

Happy moments - praise God. Difficult moments - seek God. Busy moments - bless God. Quiet moments - worship God. Waiting moments - trust God. Painful moments - touch God. Lovely moments - thank God.

I can love u but GOD can love u deeper. I can b a friend but GOD cn b ur best friend. I cn hug u but GOD can envelope u. U cncry 2 me but GOD cn dry ur tirs. I cn hold ur hand but GOD cn cary u!

A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.

We r always excited whenever we hear our txt tone bips; wat mr wud God feel if we can also send HIM txt msg thru our prayers; free of charge.

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...it's YOU ! TAKE CARE ALWAYS !Everything is useful as long as we know how to make use of it.

Sometimes GOD pushes us to our LIMITS...HE tests us beyond our ENDURANCE, bcoz HE has greater FAITH in us than we have in ourselves!

Smile when in leisure. Smile when in pain. Smile when troubles pour like rain. Smile when someone hurt your feelings, coz you know, smiling always starts the healing!

"d things u luv u'll lose one day things u fear u'll face one day do wat u have to do and make out of every moment life is too short so be happy"

Each day God sends His angel 2 guide us, we don't xpect 2 c winged creaturs w/ halo flying around. Insted dey kam in disguise. we kol dem frends.GUD AM

They sed Friends r rewards. d more u do gud d mor frnds u can hav.now im wondrin coz evendow im not gud i stil hav d best reward..U!

Someday, I may be far away from you but this promise, I'll never forget you…because with a friend like you life can be worth living! Whatever happens, you'll always be in my heart!

Let go of d hand of d prson u luv bt dnt let go of God's hand 4 He me b hldng d prson u luv on d ader han 2 let u hld each ader agen.

Someday,sumhow wat uve always wished 4 will come true.It may not always b d exact package but it will always b wat GOD thinks s best 4u

Life is a road full of twists and turns, learn to enjoy the ride no matter how bumpy it is. For every twist and every turn, a blessing is always given in return.

Life is like music,it has it's high notes & low notes. No mater how high or low KEEP N TUNE W/ GOD & u'l nver go out of tune n d music of life.

Dream what you want to dream. Go where you wanna go. Be what you want to be coz you only have one life and one chance to do all the things you want in life.

Life has its own way of making us smile especially at tyms u wanna give up & lose hope but certain surprises come your way juz when u thought ud never smile again.

Spiritual Messages
 
I love you and I miss you. If you have time, can you please talk to me before working. Always remember me whether in good or bad times, okay. Sender: Jesus.
Like the rain can't be stopped from falling, God's love and blessing keep on pouring, I hope you woke up renewed and refreshed and comfort of his company.
I've known you before you knew me. I tried to get your attention, but you're so busy. I want you to give all and make you mine. I prove my love when I give you my life. [JESUS]
Daily Prayer: Whatever plans I have in mind, Lord I surrender them to You. I will do the best I can but in the end, let Your will be done. Amen!
May God send his love like sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your heart and give your day a good start?
God said don't look around because you'll be impressed, don't look down you'll be depressed; just look to me all the time and you'll be blessed.
God had given me brain to think of you everyday. Heart to be touched for every message that you send. Fingers to text you now and then. You to be my ever loving friend.
God unfolds each day like the petals of a rose, each gentle touch a beauty to behold, hope each of your moments today be so held with his tender loving care.
Hope u wake up with a smile on your face, a heart full of love and a morning full of inspiration, with a prayer that God will bless u always.
God makes us brave when we're afraid, makes us strong when we are weak, but most of all, he teaches us to hold on to him when things keep falling.
Trusting God won't make d mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains today and every day. Have a great day ahead!
When situation gets u down, remember there's someone in Heaven who loves u and watches over u and there's someone on Earth who cares… I do.
Be happy with what you have…while working for what you want…Remember, a happy and successful life…begins with God and ends for God. Gud am.
Wonderful people are created by God. Wonderful moments are carefully planned by God. And wonderful friends like you are carefully chosen by God.
Don't let little things get you down you've got many big reasons to look up to God and say thanks, it's going to be a great day.
When things are not working as we expect them to be, take it as God's subtle way of teaching us to grow. The process may be difficult but it will surely bring the best out of you. God bless.
What's the fastest thing on earth? Bullet? Nah… Sound? Not quite. Light? Almost. Answer: Prayer. Because it reaches Heaven even before you can say it. Have a nice day.
as d day trns n2 nyt,kip ur wories out of syt.clse ur eyes nd go 2 sleep,4 al d gud tyms r urs 2 kip.no mater how tuf d wrld may seem,i stl wish u d switst drm.
If you keep God inside your heart there is nothing that will come into your life that you won't be able to handle.
Life is like a book,,,each day is a new page. May your book be a BESTSELLER with adventures to tell, lessons 2 learn and tales of good deeds to remember.
God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays, I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.
Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart & involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime.
Sometimes God seems to push us to our limits he test us beyond our endurance because he has greater faith in us than we have in ourselves.
God sees you just exactly as you are he sees you perfectly and more truly than people can, and he loves you more than you can ever imagine.
Little trials without God will break you, big trials with God will make you great may you always find strength in God's love and faithfulness.

Nobody tells d fishes 2 swim, d birds 2 fly, d cows 2 moo, dogs to bark... dey just do & nobody tels me 2 remember u.. i just do.
I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.
"Don't say we're not right for each other, the way I see it, we're not meant for anyone else."
Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!
Great minds contain ideas, solutions n reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories n figures; my mind contains only u.
"If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you."
If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder n hold u close to me n answer w/ a smile: "Like this!"
A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But u know what? It is d sweetest when it is you.
A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.
            

        Funny Text Messages

NEWS FLASH: The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say
they have nothing to go on.
NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the
other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.

*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex
life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd
in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!

*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous-
they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

NEWFLASH tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for £1.No strings
attacthed but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good deal!

 

wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to
get out of the mailbox!


This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously
sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also
in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.
I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk...
Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind &
Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face &
uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!

Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice
puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u
drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !".
it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat
reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ
IT BACKWARDS!!

Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone-
your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat
for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny
G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN
IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u
will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!

I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls

 

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag,
Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin
2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?

Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty
quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong
button u'll be disconnected!

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents
u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE
REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY
INCONVINIENCE

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the
next 12 months!!!!

why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i
remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.

Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless
horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof?

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire
me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas
and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text

God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made
whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout
at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy
can get a good lookin dog!

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like
2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen
ur cat chases after birds!

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have
lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums
on the market!

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur
mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on
accessories for dem!

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice
ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r
constantly full of crap

5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still
work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me
d early bird!

I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was
positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me
"possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me
out-so hurry up!

i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public
with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my
bedroom

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum
down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say "they
have nothing to go on."

Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other
was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is
great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police
station and show them it's a mistake?

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get
angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted
glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it
cost me an arm and a leg!

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid
gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm
missin the joker!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without
ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won
a toaster

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was home

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U
jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again


Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u
drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !".
it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat
reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ
IT BACKWARDS!!

Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone-
your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat
for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny
G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN
IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u
will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!

I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls


       Birthday Text Messages
  Naughty Text Messages.

friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true
warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx

 

Thought of u 2day,dats not new,thought of u yesterday + da day b4 2, ill think of u
2mor + my whole life thru & ill think of u 4eva coz i think da world of U

I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand
and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve
filled a space no one can fill!

Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing
u aint is mine!

i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a
kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!

As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like why do I love
u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u!

there was an headcount of angels in heaven,pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an
angel is missin,pls call heaven &tell dem ure safe wit me,my sweet angel

I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest
cos he knew id luv you the best!

I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy
smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place.


i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i
wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you

Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have
done.For u have 2 and i have none!

There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the
only dream i dream

i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my
head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!

Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always
be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u

There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be
beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!

one day the moon sed 2 me, if your lover makes you cry why dont you leave your
lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would you every leave your sky?

I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the
night and you forever!

if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star,so everyone could look
up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me

Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my
arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to
my heart

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not
2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but
now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break
that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you

True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It
appeared the day i met you!

It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in
2 & one of those things is me & u!

U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day &
nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!

1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.
1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes
me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my bestfriend


You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling,
is falling in love!

There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity


if ur askin if id hurt u da ansa is nevaif ur askin if i luv u da ansa is 4eva.if ur askin if
i want u da ansa is i do.if ur askin wot i value most da ansa is u

if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my
wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...

if i die 2nite i go with no regrets if its in ur arms den i kno i was blessed but if ur eyes
r the last thing i see den i know the beauty heaven holds for me

If luvs a disease den im very ill.but i dont want medicine i wont take no pill.i will suffer
dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i
wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

If Love & Friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares.those
wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

If water was a kiss id send u the sea.if a hug was 1 leaf id send u a tree if luv were
forever id send u eternity!

If i rote ur name in d sky wind wood blow it away.if i rote ur name in d sea waves wood
wash it away.But ur name is engravd in my heart where nothin can touch it!

if u love me like u told me please be careful wiv my heart- u can take it jus dont break
it or my world will fall appart

If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.if a hug was a second i'd send u hours.if a
smile was water i'd send u a sea.if love was a person i'd send u me!

 

wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre
alone, theres no need to fear, just give me a call and u no ill be here! x

On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent
tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!

dnt snd any msgs,i dnt wnt 2 c u,2 hear ur voice,2 think of u,2 keep in touch wid u!!coz
da doctor advised me 2 keep away from sweets

stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life
has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end

Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im
glad 2 say its u!

Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs, ill b rite here till
da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way
the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.

i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces
n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur
heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.
Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest-
A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS'
UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART

"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no
angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."

ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked
bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u

A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u
apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart

There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful
friend like d friend dat i have in u!

Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen
ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.

like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were
water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.
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R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont
4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with
a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx

A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life
feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!

Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets
tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!

Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im
wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my
closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.

Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it
began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!

Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n
blue remember ill be there for u!

Wishin u a day full of fun,100s of gifts frm every1, sweet as honey & full of money,
may all ur dreams come tru, happy birthday 2 u!


Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles,
cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..


Its a nice feeling wen u know that sum1 likes u, sum1 thinks about u, but it feels much
better wen u know dat sum1 never ever 4gets ur birthday.HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

 
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and
laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY


DAD: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
SON: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it!


A Luvly msg for a Luvly Person from Luvly Friend 4 a Lovely Reason @ a Luvly Time
from a Luvly Mind in a Luvly Mood in a Luvly Style Have a Luvly Birthday!


A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip


A simple celebration, a gathering of friends, I wish u great happiness, a joy that never
ends! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things.

Life is not measured by breaths we take in a moment but by moments
that take our breaths away

life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it

Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly

Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off

If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything

da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a
dream

To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the
world

Look into the picture of ur present life, 4 the picture determines ur future

It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not

Be yourself, there are enough other people

dont frown,you never know whos falling in love with ur smile

if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt completely
understood the situation!


 

 

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse
(_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend... Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic,
Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since
he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone
except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday.
Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

 


What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents

What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET

A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!

Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"

Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever!

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!

 

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a couple of lawyers in a Porsche?
A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A: A great place to start.

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion.

Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish.

Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.

Q: If u laid all the lawyers in the world end 2 end, how far would dey reach?
A: Into the pocket of the next one.

Q: How do you get an attorney out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: Theyre both squirmy,both live in slime,& only 1 in 250 million
accomplishes anything worthwhile.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: A leech will drop off when its victim dies.

Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side and then on the other

 


Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur
a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

A man go for blood test.nurse took his finger blood sample but cant find cotton.So
she sucks his finger! He is so happy n he asks:"Can i get a urine test also?"

A woman standin nude,looks in the bedroom mirror n says 2 her husband, "i look
horrible, fat & ugly.pay me a compliment", her husband den replies "ur eyesight's
spot on!"

A boy n girl r dancin @ a Disco. dey kiss n stop instantly.d girl says 2 d boy “r u a
mechanic?” d boy says“no y” d girl says“well get ya hands frm under my mini”

chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed
saying"i guess we answered that question"

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz
every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a
peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how
many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too


I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it... i eased myself
onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue
feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill...
wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think
of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because
I am hungry.

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But
1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed
just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could
work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow
quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in
slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel
u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust
in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied
lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be
mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u...
well get out of my way!


Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a
flat so how the damn do i know.

Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now
they have a son.

Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its ass & turned
it into nylon

Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed & den it
spat- It sure aint u.u ungly prat!


I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead

baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but i always tell
them i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls
destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and
we can multiply!

I'm like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are
clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I
meet U between the holidays?

north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth

 


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